You might be in China if...

You might be in China if...

... someone cuts in front of you in line.
... there are dirty, wet shoe prints on the toilet seat on the airplane.
... there is a questionable pool of liquid on the bathroom floor.
... someone cuts in front of you in line.
... you are served a meal on your domestic flight and the choices are rice or noodles.
... you can barely get out of your airplane seat for all the shoving.
... there is a large unknown liquid spill on the luggage conveyor belt that passes you over and over again (once with a suitcase on it).
... everyone tells you your daughter is beautiful while they touch her face and hair.
... you walk past four ktv/karaoke rooms by the hotel bar.
... someone cuts in front of you in line.
... your hummus comes with a generous 1/4" layer of oil on the top.
... your hotel room has an ash tray in it.
... the breakfast buffet includes pork buns, sushi, and crispy chicken claws.

You are definitely in China if these all happen in one 24-hour period!

If this 24-hour period happens to be within days of a dream out-of-China vacation with no plans to leave again for 5 months, well...  it's going to be a long 5 months.